If I Were China, Frank Nagle Would Be My Taiwan

Duurrrrrrrr...

Read this article from CNN to get up to date with the latest sabre-rattling: http://www.cnn.com/2005/WORLD/asiapcf/03/05/china.npc/index.html

I'm not even going to begin to comment on this. It's really just business as usual here, but any of our readers who are not familiar with the tension in the straits should become at least acquainted with it.

In related news: I've heard that Frank Nagle, GTown's own soul-patched, saxed-out cross breed of Shaggy and The Dawson will be getting a haircut and a real job. At least a haircut. Why, Frank, why?! You must hold on to your hair and treasure it, for one day (7th Grade, perhaps) it might not be there!

Act fast, Ted Berg. God speed.