Also Yogurt

This coworker of mine, a dingo-ate-my-baby, shrimp-on-the-barbie Australian (Just kidding, I just like to give her a hard time for being Australian. Their toliets flow backwards, you know.) has been touting this particular brand of yogurt that I should try. I usually like yogurt, so I picked up a couple of bags of it the other day.

Yes, bags.

Slicing one open, I emptied the rather mellifluous contents into a bowl and grabbed a spoon. Feeling rather silly, as though I was spooning water into my mouth, I ate the entire bowl with my utensil.

Turns out yogurt is considered a drink here, not, uh, whatever it is considered back in the US. I felt like a fool. Nothing new.